Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi (/sɤm/ /ˈkazhɨ ˈcɨmsi/ [silly; absurd] [vocabulary]) is a subtropical Large City located in Qěwjĭěw Zone, Pz-339jnup District, within the Alveria.
The name Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi is derived from the Goblin language, as Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi was founded by Uk-63h 'Friend', who was culturaly KLEO.
Climate
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a yearly average temperature of 27°C (80°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a hot 31°C (87°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a pleasant 24°C (75°F). Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi receives an average of 253 cm/y (99 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of rain during the summer. Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi covers an area of nearly 181 km2 (72 mi2), and an average elevation of 1780 m (5839 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi was founded durring the late 12th century in spring of the year 1097, by Uk-63h 'Friend'. The establishment of Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi suffered from many setbacks, delays, and obsticles, most notably a group of Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi which required millitary assistance exterminate before the community could finish being built.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi was built using the conventions of KLEO durring the late 12th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi is buildings are arranged arround a network of spacious paverstone streets which form a diagonal shaped grid, where each square verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller square has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The city resides behind a palisade wall complete with battlments, a moat, and timber gatehouses with drawbridges. The robustly designed timber walls has suffered a visible ammount of structural damage, leaving them effectivly useless. One can't help but wonder why the has not yet effected repairs.
A look around Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi gives you an uneasy feeling. Everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or both. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring just long enough for it to be uncomfortable. This all rests atop the unmistakable impression the town is one of the strictest places imaginable. Everyone’s actions are clearly directed by laws they keep in heart and mind at all times. Orderly byond order is a phrase which Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi brings to mind.
Civic Infrastructure
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi possesses a Aethary Link for its accademic, government, and financial institutions. Public Aethary access is available through one or more of these intitutions.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's parks.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has an Scientific Academy which provides higher education in the natural sciences.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Large City. Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's grid is powered by hydrogalvanic generators.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. In spite of the Galvanic Grid, these lights continue to use their old fule sources to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a first rate hospital which caters to anyone in need of long term medical care.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a library, which keeps a large collection of books, scrolls, and archives all manner of physical items. While not open to the public, the librarians and scholars employed by the library will assist anyone with their research needs, and wealthy individuals can purchase membership to access the library's materials themselves. In spite of being generally closed to the public, the library has a room with several Aether Linked devices available to the public during business hours.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's natural decorations nor waterways.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.
Cultural Notes
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's locals despise outsiders. For some “outsiders” may be natives of foreign lands, while others might have a grudge against anyone from outside the community. These locals have an active loathing, and the outsiders allowed to trade or interact with them do so at a heavy disadvantage.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's town hall was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its striking sculptural forms and often dazzling ornamental detail that characterizes the buildings general shape. The radiant colors, rich patterns, and symmetrical silhouettes employed by this style were backed up by rich decorative features including gardens, courtyards, extruded arches, domes, pointed domes, vaulted ceilings, elaborate painted and inlaid designs, and decorative sculptures.
In Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi birds speak prophesy.
The Leshy, Poppy near Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi are known to be quite timid.
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in winter and involves drinking to channel Necromancy energies of tier 2 via guttural bellowing.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 81
Farmers: 125
Farm Laborer: 305
Hunters: 147
Milk Maids: 112
Ranchers: 53
Ranch Hands: 114
Shepherds: 115
Farmland: 171224 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 10701
Poultry: 128418
Swine: 8561
Sheep: 428
Goats: 85
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 4280
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 82
Blacksmiths: 101
Bookbinders: 55
Buckle-makers: 55
Cabinetmakers: 91
Candlemakers: 133
Carpenters: 135
Clothmakers: 115
Coach and Harness Makers: 46
Coopers: 104
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 56
Copyists: 42
Cutlers: 35
Fabricworkers: 107
Farrier: 244
Furriers: 27
Glassworkers: 129
Gunsmiths: 98
Harness-Makers: 40
Hatters: 86
Hosiery Workers: 30
Jewelers: 49
Leatherwrights: 101
Locksmiths: 43
Matchstick makers: 66
Musical Instrument Makers: 61
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 52
Paper Workers: 62
Plasterers: 61
Pursemakers: 73
Roofers: 46
Ropemakers: 42
Rugmakers: 41
Saddlers: 73
Scabbardmakers: 84
Scalemakers: 45
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 27
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 41
Shoemakers: 42
Soap and Tallow Workers: 140
Tailors: 244
Tanners: 55
Upholsterers: 61
Watchmakers: 60
Weavers: 129
Whitesmiths: 34
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 31
Arcana Sellers: 29
Beer-Sellers: 57
Booksellers: 66
Butchers: 115
Chandlers: 107
Chicken Butchers: 117
Entrepreneurs: 44
Fine Clothiers: 101
Fishmongers: 104
Florists: 25
Potion Sellers: 75
Resellers: 194
Spice Merchants: 58
Wine-sellers: 79
Wheelwright: 66
Woodsellers: 41
Service workers
Bakers: 237
Barbers: 199
Coachmen: 61
Cooks: 186
Doctors: 88
Gamekeepers: 67
Grooms: 37
Hairdressers: 152
Healers: 114
Housekeepers: 138
Housemaids: 237
House Stewards: 118
Inns: 40
Laundry maids: 76
Maidservants: 147
Nursery Maids: 75
Pastrycooks: 138
Restaurateur: 194
Tavern Keepers: 158
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 61
Bleachers: 38
Chemical Workers: 24
Coal Heavers: 82
In-Town Couriers: 91
Long Haul Couriers: 89
Dockyard Workers: 83
Gas Workers: 20
Hay Merchants: 35
Leech Collectors: 105
Millers: 97
Miners: 99
Oilmen and Polishers: 65
Postmen: 95
Pure Finder: 54
Skinners: 133
Sugar Refiners: 24
Tosher: 66
Warehousemen: 147
Watercarriers: 98
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 125
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 53
Alchemist: 66
Clerk: 91
Dentists: 43
Educators: 103
Engineers: 61
Gardeners: 41
Mages: 32
Plumbers: 46
Pharmacist: 52
Professors: 18
Scientists: 32
Wizards: 18
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 41
Bankers: 61
Civil Clerks: 93
Civic Iudex: 49
Consultants: 28
Exorcist: 97
Fixers: 48
Kami Clerk: 86
Landlords: 84
Lawyers: 53
Legend Keepers: 77
Militia Officers: 389
Monks, Monastic: 129
Monks, Civic: 138
Historian, Oral: 95
Historian, Textual: 51
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 101
Priests: 194
Rangers: 58
Rat Catchers: 68
Scholars: 67
Spiritualist: 80
Slayers: 24
Storytellers: 155
Military Officers: 142
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 115
Comfort Services: 164
Enchanters: 48
Herbalists: 48
Jaminators: 152
Needleworkers: 178
Potters: 67
Preserve Makers: 125
Quilters: 62
Seamsters: 267
Spinners: 138
Tinker: 47
Weaver: 104
Artists
Actors: 46
Architects: 16
Bards: 65
Costumers: 26
Dancers: 49
Drafters: 27
Engravers: 33
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 20
Glaziers: 45
Inlayers: 40
Musicians: 142
Painters, Art: 21
Playwrights: 44
Sculptors, Art: 37
Wood Carvers: 164
Writers: 147
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 142
Canners: 122
Cheesmakers: 158
Ice Merchants: 18
Millers: 85
Picklers: 71
Smokers: 54
Stockmakers: 47
Tobacconists: 65
Tallowmakers: 104
16283 of Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
971 work in Agriculture
3543 work as Craftsmen
1309 work as Merchants
2462 work as Service Workers
1631 work as General Laborers
656 work as Skilled Laborers
2408 work as Civil Servants
1515 work in Cottage Industries
922 work as Artists
866 work in Produce Industries
23527 of Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 2996 (7%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi is known for its well built pedestrian paths, which include foot bridges to cross the main street at several high-traffic areas.
POI
History
The the a labratory of Chronomancy, an a labratory imbued with great amounts of Chronomancy energies was created near Lilgap Sèm Kazhì Kìmsi by in time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century.